Listed under...the things you can learn from listening to Sam Champion on Good Morning America:
Here is an interesting organization to assist you in getting rid of all that unwanted hair you have just laying around the house...really.
Basically, they take loose hair, clippings, and even fur, and stuff it into pantyhose to create oil booms, which will apparently soak up oil like nobody's business.
Go ahead...sign up for it. I did and will be sending donations not only from me, but Mom, Henry, and Ruby!